Summer Fun with the Stotts

The pictures are limited but we had a ton of fun with the Stotts on their summer trip.

Ella at Sno 2 Go

Ella at Harbor House

Veronica s first time going swimming

Veronica loved playing in the sand. Mission Bay was a hit!

Thanks to Apryl for planning our family gathering!

Xoxo

Hot! Summer! Fun!!!!!

We don't mess around with Summer, you guys.

Within an hour of bidding the BEST TEACHER EVER adieu, we were at the hotel, ready to rock.  (Just in case it wasn't obvious, I didn't take this picture of the pool.  Totally stolen off the hotel website.)

And let me tell you, it was NOT that serene once we got there.  We met 5 other school friends there for a family sleepover.

Despite the fact that they went to school that day, we were still able to fit in 8 hours of swim time and a 2 hour break for dinner.  How tired were they?  SO TIRED.  I kept waiting for GG's meltdown.  It came.  The next morning.  While again in the pool.  Nothing like a temper tantrum in the pool, my friends.  But, like always, we got through it.

On Monday I rallied enough to help Ella and friends put on a Lemonade Stand in front of our house.  Our house has the best location for selling lemonade!  When the district school down the block gets out, we get some good foot traffic.  They sold $16 in lemonade at $.50/cup, which was just about perfect.  Please note the "Happy Lemon" balloons, decorated with faces, and awesome sign that Ella made ALL BY HERSELF! Hooray for happy brownies and lemons!

And I also rallied enough to take the girls to Lake Tahoe on Tuesday.  I was going to invite friends, but I didn't quite rally enough to organize that, so we went solo.  But, as I've said before, RENO IS CRAZY.  Practically everywhere we go, we will run into someone we know.  GG saw her old friend from preschool last year & they spent the afternoon playing together.  Good times had by all.  Except maybe the crawdad that I caught for the girls in the rocks with our handy dandy new fishing net.  He might have been a little freaked out.  I ended up gifting him to the little boy down the beach with the promise he'd return him to the water when he left.  Also, crawdads are GROSS.  How can people eat those things?  They're like gigantic insects.  No literally, they are GIGANTIC INSECTS THAT LIVE IN THE WATER.  Just like lobsters and shrimp.  I know insects might be the wave of the future for providing protein to a growing population, but I think I'd rather go vegan.  Is there a name for an insect free diet?  That's what I am.  And I'm starting now with a boycott of crawdad, shrimp and lobster.

Anywho, here's more pics of my cute kids in the sun.

GG art directed this one.  "Mom, take a picture of me slowly pouring sand out of this bucket!!!!"

Ella had a playdate on Friday.  They hadn't decided where they'd be going when they left, but as I got about 6 emails with a similar theme, I realized they'd gone to the Discovery Museum downtown.  Woot!!!

GG had her VERY LAST FAIRYTALE BALLET recital yesterday.  Uncle Ian, Auntie Amber and Baby Lucy joined us to watch.  It was awesome.  As always.  Their little peach dance costumes were ridiculously cute.  I think I'm going to take her to a studio & get her portrait taken.  In hopes that she can one day send it to Awkward Family Photos.  (Aren't 1/2 their pics of dance costumes?)

HAPPY SUMMER!!!!!

Basketball Video (Natural Skill)

This is my latest video. A cool basketball video. I did this before I fractured my foot and just waited a week to upload it. The song is by Jay Z "Public Service Announcement" The song doesn't have any cuss words in btw, but i pretty much tried to match the good parts of the video with the good parts of the song.   Thanks for watching it.

                                                           Posted By: Christian B

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

Hello Friends!

May Day was my birthday.  How did you celebrate?  We celebrated by having a mis-communication which ended up in us going to Claim Jumpers for dinner.  PERFECT!  I took the day off of work and chores!  EVEN MORE PERFECT!  I tried to take a nap in the hammock in the afternoon, but GG needed a snack, to ask a question, another snack, and a fudgesicle, and another question every time I sat down.  ALMOST PERFECT!

Gretchen surprised us all with this lovely drawing.  At first I was all, "Oh, mmhmmm, nice sweetie.  That's a nice guy."

 But then she said, "No, momma, it's the tomato from Veggie tales!"  And then I was all "!!!!!My baby's a GENIUS!!!!!!!!"

So Tuesday night we went with the Relief Society to the Ronald McDonald house in town to do some cleaning and make dinner.  When the Disney Store in town closed (sniff!!!) they gave all their props to the Ronald McDonald house to decorate the sibling play room.  The girls were super impressed!  And in the backyard there was a playhouse shaped as a gigantic gumball machine!  WOW!  The girls kept asking, "Can WE go there some time?"
 "Sure, we can go help there again."
"No, can we STAY THERE!"
"Honey, it's only for kids who have a brother or sister in the hospital!"
 "Well, maybe one day can one of US be in the hospital and we can play?"
SIGH.

Any good karma we may have had from that experience was quickly cleared out when I ran over a dove on the way home.  Yes, I killed a dove.  A DOVE.  It was sitting there, hangin' out on the street.  Of course birds always fly away when you get close, right?  It's dangerous to swerve when you're driving down a busy street at 40 mph, they always move, right?  RIGHT?  No.  Dove.  Thud.  Cloud of feathers behind our car.  No more dove.  And Gretchen crying, "Why did you hit that bird, momma?  Why did you have to KILL IT????"

 Ella had Crazy Hair Day at school this week.  Put in your bets now to guess how long her hair stayed this way.

 (Her scalp is still red, and no it's NOT a sunburn.  I'm not sure how we're going to get it off!)

It was also her school's EVENING OF THE ARTS this week!  Her awesome music and art teachers have been working so hard to put this together.  Months of preparation.  The 3rd and 4th grade students were required by mandatory attendance to sing and play the recorder.  I asked Ella if she was worried about performing in front of everyone.  She said, "No, not really."
I said, "Do you feel like you know it pretty well then?"
"No, I only know about the first 10 notes, then I just pretend for the rest of the song."
"Honey!!!  Are you kidding me?  Do you want me to help you practice?"  (A completely impractical offer as we were leaving for the EVENING OF THE ARTS in about 15 minutes)
"Nah, I'm good."
"Why didn't you bring home the music, I could have helped you!"  (Turns out she did.  Multiple times.  I found 2 copies of "An Olde English Tune" when I was cleaning up papers yesterday.  FAIL.  Ah well....)

Her friend C, on the other hand, had a SOLO.  (Though her moms said the way you get the recorder solo at THE EVENING OF THE ARTS is you show up for the solo tryouts.  Then only one other kid shows up.  So you both get a solo.)

 Girl Scouts had the COOLEST OUTING this Friday.  We had a half day at school, so afterwards we met for a quick potluck Cinco de Mayo picnic at the park, then went TO THE INDOOR ARCHERY RANGE!!!!  Gretchen was really excited about it, but she was NOT really excited to have her hair pulled back.  She likes her hair around her face.  And she's COOL, not CUTE, BTW...  Please don't call her cute. For all our sakes.

 Ella was told by a leader she had to keep her uniform on, but she snuck some purple shorts on in the car.  Because she's a rebel, Dottie.

 Check out that determination!!!

 The kind people at Wasting Arrows Indoor Archery Range set up an alternative bullseye once they realized that all the arrows were indeed being wasted...

And, finally, THANK YOU AUNTIE AMBER!!!  She threw a lovely BBQ last night to celebrate my birthday.  We were super excited about not having to cook (ok, maybe that was just me), the homemade cake with cool-whip frosting (it's calling my name right nooooooow!!!) and the CABLE!!!  Man, I could watch HGTV for hours.  As we did.  Last night.  Do you know what this house needs?  A walk in craft closet.  And a murphey bed.  And a place for my fish-tanking.

Have a great week!!!!!!

Basketball Pictures

Here are some pictures of me playing basketball and doing trick shots and stuff. I have also already made a basketball video for my 12th Birthday.

                                                                  Basketball Socks

                                                         Latest Basketball Team Jersey

                                                                  +My Trophies+

BMX BMX

Combo+

Posted By: Christian

Sprouts

 My goodness, the weather here has been FABULOUS.  Yesterday it was 88°!!!  It's so nice that every time I see gardening seeds on sale, I have to buy them.  I'm pretty sure we've got about $20 worth of seeds hanging out in various stashes throughout the house.  But guess what, SOME OF THEM HAVE SPROUTED!!!  I am easily impressed, I know, but MAN that's cool!  We're going to have cosmos all over our front beds.  I think cosmos are my most favorite summertime flower.  Even the foliage is light and pretty.  But we'll see what happens with our white pumpkins, 3 types of sunflowers, pickling cucumbers, yellow and red tomatos.  And dill.  And rosemary.  And lavender...  And spinach.  Oh yeah, and carrots...  Ok, maybe we have $30 in seeds...

My friends, our house STINKS right now.  I don't know what it is, but I just wanted to let you know.  Lest you read our little family blog and think everything is wonderful in our lives.....  I think it's a combination of GG's new mattress (which we did air out, according to their instructions) and our stinky dog and maybe the skinky kitchen trash.  I can do something about the trash.  But instead I'm sitting here.

On Wednesday we met a friend at Legends, the outdoor mall down the road.  The have a cool rock water feature that I'm pretty sure is not supposed to be a splash park, but that's what we made it into. Because we're resourceful and we like to walk the line.  On our way there, we were talking about the baby we were going to meet up with, and how we just need to give him space because we don't want to give him any germs.  (She was healthy, just as a precaution). 
She said, "Is he a cute baby?  I love babies.  I love ALL babies.  Except for the ugly ones who cry and have snot." 
I think 70% of airplane passengers would agree with you on that one.  (Public Service Announcement:  BE NICE TO MOTHERS OF CRYING BABIES!!!  Airplanes are PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION!  If you cannot handle crying babies, MAKE PREPARATIONS.  Seriously, there's a huge chance that a baby will be crying on your flight.  NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES.  Invest in some.  And realize the world does not revolve around you.  The end.)

 Red Bighorn sculptures.  I want to touch them too, but I'm not five, so I don't think Security would be as forgiving.

 Adrianne send me the picture of the saddest baby in the world.  BABY VERONICA, it's like you know that you're going to get shots in 8.3 minutes!  How did you know?

 And we are all SUPER DUPER excited about Auntie Autumn's new book!  SUPER DUPER DUPER EXCITED.  Just in case you can't tell, it's about girls who fight with swords.  But we can't decide which pose we like the best!  What's your vote? (And before you judge my design skillz too harshly, this is just the rough layout.  I know, I know...)

#1 - HeYAAAAH Pose

#2 - Oh No You Didn't Pose

#3 - In Yo FACE Pose

#4 - Low Down Fighting Ladies Pose

#5 - My Sword Is Bigger Than Your Sword Pose

We anxiously await your opinion!

Harlem Shake (By Christian)

I decided to make a harlem shake video for fun and since i didn't have anyone to be in the video with, I had to do it by myself. I made this ENTIRELY with Windows Live Movie Maker so I hope you'all can view it. Once were around we should make one with the whole Robertson Family. Only takes like 15 min.

Post & Video by Christian B.