Creative Outlet

Let's say you got a fabulous new camera for your Photography class. And, perhaps, you also have 2 super cute kids. You'd use them as your subjects, right? Ok, now lets say your daughter has a High School Musical obsession, and has all the HSM dolls. Instead of photo shoots of your darling children, of course you'd have to use the semi-creepy dolls, right?

I got to help with the shoot. I held the "diffuser" (the soft natural light really brings out the highlights in Ryan's bowl cut, dontcha think?)



Oh Gabriella, it's so sad about your boyfriend...



I'm so proud of my husband.



This one is a little more "Raw" and "Artsy", right?



I can't wait to have these blow up to poster size. And just wait till we have our OWN HOUSE to display them! Hooray!

Gretchen spent the week keepin' it real:




And we spent the rest of the week getting ready for Ella's birthday!!! IT'S TODAY! Don't tell her, but we only got her one present. Mostly because there's 2 garbage bags full of toys that were confiscated by Colby when Ella refused to pick them up. Oh yeah, also we're poor. But the toy we did get her is AWESOME. It's a Barbie Dream "Environment". A modular home. In pink. I know.

You can go to my illustration blog to see the cool craft Ella helped me make for her party favors. And yeah, you'll see how I totally used the same silly story about Ella's party planning again. Because I'm turning into Mom and tell the same story to all my friends. Again and again. I can't help it.

Stay tuned for BIRTHDAY PICTURES!!!

HE'S A STAR!!!

Look who's going to be on Yo Gabba Gabba this season! Guest starring on Yo Gabba Gabba is AWESOME! (Just ask Jack Black and my favorite Super Music Friends, Mates of State!) We'll be watching fer sure.





(I love his hair in this picture. Snicker!)

The Gretch Goes To School

This is the face Gretchen now makes every time I pull out the camera. It's a slightly-smiling grimace accompanied by a scream and arm-raise with the intent of communicating that I should immediatly:
1. pick her up, and
2. give her the camera.



Here's the same sentiment with different cropping.



We know what happened LAST TIME I gave her the camera. She is not pleased when I frustrate her plans. It helps to lower her to a carpeted floor and walk away while she writhes and screams.

On Thursday Gretchen got to come with me to Ella's classroom to "volunteer". There are LOTS of bins in Ella's classroom. Bins of sponges. Bins of markers. Bins of buttons for counting. Bins of paintbrushes. Bins of small sharp objects that can be used as projectiles. Mostly my volunteering service was spent cleaning up the bins that Gretchen tore apart and then removing her from the classroom when her delicate sensibilities were offended. I know, I know, "Apryl, WHY didn't you 'know your limits'? Obviously taking The Gretch to Kindergarten is not a good idea. Come on!" And I knew what I was getting in to. But Ella's super awesome teacher (really, I'm not being sarcastic. She's Super Awesome. I love her and want to be her new BFF) asked me if I could help because she, "Really needed volunteers and didn't have anyone to help on Thursday, and it's totally fine to bring the baby, really!"

End result: I am no longer volunteering on Thursdays. I'll be going on Fridays when Colby can keep The Gretch. Mrs. Kindergarten Teacher swore it wasn't because of Gretchen's behavior. In fact, she started out by saying, "Ok, this really Really REALLY isn't because of the baby, but I won't need you on Thursdays anymore..."

Phew.

Auntie Adrianne Is Very Observant

Adrianne just emailed me that THIS PICTURE of Gretchen (that's not at ALL creepy, right? RIGHT? Snicker), reminded her of something. But what is it? What is it.....



OF COURSE! The creepy puppets from Labyrinth. Duh.

Separated At Birth?

Or, "E.T.", like Auntie Autumn suggested...

Meet Duke

Duke is the new member of Aaron and B's family. I promised Lyrpa pictures so she could show the girls how big he is. Keep in mind, he's 8 months old. (A boy at Dairy Queen last night asked how old he was and I don't think he believed us when we told him that).

Cade, posing for us, to give perspective of size...

Head. (Big.)



The boys playing with Duke...



Posing - "Sleeping with Duke the dog." They even make snoring noises, though the snapshot can't capture their sound effects...

(Aaron and B's kitchen is almost almost complete!)

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And Stop With The Singing!

Ella is slooooowly getting used to her new schedule. Yes, the schedule that makes her wake up at 6:30 in the morning. FOR KINDERGARTEN. I know. But she gets to wear a uniform, so that kind of makes up for it. But it does not, however, make up for the 20 new gray hairs I have from dealing with The Crankiest Four Year Old EVER. (Seriously? Are you really throwing a temper tantrum in public? YOU ARE FOUR. And I am not afraid to spank you! Just ask Uncle Shea. He totally saw The Legendary Fit at The Legends Shopping Experience.)

So we've been trying to take it slow and not plan as much after-school fun. Yesterday, after a post school tantrum BEFORE WE EVEN GOT IN THE CAR, she was sentenced to 20 minutes in Time Out, no TV, and an afternoon nap (where she did not sleep, but did ask me for a snack, drink and movie about 300 times). But today she was reasonably well behaved. Meaning she slowly stopped whining after I threatened to put her in time out, take away TV, and force nap time again. She asked if we could to go Target. Because that's her favorite place in the world. (Can you blame her? It's one of my favorite places too. Mmmmmm, consumerism....) Since both the girls were behaving, and I am in desperate need of contact solution, we went. Ella got a treat. Gretchen enjoyed trying on sunglasses. I found a summer outfit on clearance for Ella for next year's clothes stash. Our tentative foray into public was a mild success. I think we may even attempt the library again one day.

The Story Of Us In The Car:
ME: (Singing loudly and badly to that stupid Kidz Bop CD that came in Ella's happy meal a few months ago.)
Ella: Can you please stop singing Mom?
Me: No. ...la la la..And I'm gunna miss you like a child misses her blankie, but I have to move on with MY live... la la la la (seriously? This song sucks.)
Ella: Mom, STOP SINGING.
Me: You're going to hurt my feelings, honey. (sings crappy song louder)
Ella: Mom, you're hurting MY feelings with your singing!
Me: Guess what, it's my car and I can sing if I want.
Ella: Fine, you can sing till this song is over, and then no more.
Me: Should I turn around and NOT go to Target?
Ella: Fine. You can keep singing.

Ha ha, I win.

BTW, you're totally invited to Ella's birthday party.



Nope, nothing creepy about this image!

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Baby Daddy

Ok, Auntie Autumn. I waited for you to make the announcement. But you haven't yet. So I'm telling the Interweb for you. AUTUMN IS GETTING MARRIED. Look at what a good job her Love did picking out her ring..... Awwww



Now the question is, will the wedding theme be Xena....



...Star Wars...



...Or Battlestar Gallactica???



(Put your vote in the comment section. I'm sure Autumn will appreciate all the input we can give her.)

We're so happy for you. And we couldn't be happier to have Drew in our family.

Besides that great news, not much has changed since our last post. We are still:
1. In Reno
2. Living Upstairs
and
3. Letting Ella Dress Herself. (I mean really, why would we want to stop this?)



(Luckily she wears a uniform to school. See? SO CUTE!)


Ella has been planning impromptu parties almost nightly. She roped Colby into helping her make cupcakes.



And Gretchen roped Daddy into giving her some cupcake batter.



I went visiting teaching. (Nothing brings the spirit to your message like drawing some awesome tats on your baby to keep her quiet.)



And finally, Colby has been taking lots of lovely pictures with the new camera. Yay for Macro Lenses!






Hmmmm....



Lastly, Ella had two observations of note this week:

1. Fish Sticks are like "tricky fries with bumps on them"
2. When she grows up she's going to be an astronaut and fly a rocket to Saturn. Her baby will come, but babies have to stay in the rocket. (I guess this gets Grandma & Grandpa off the hook. Maybe Ella WON'T live with them forever...)

***********UPDATE!!!**********
Gretchen just saw the picture of her & Rod and she pointed to Mr. Stewart and said, "Daddy!" HA HA HA HA HA!

Additional Trip Pics

In case you were wanting more...

"Was the Gretch once this small? And not trying to be a dare devil?"



You want me to do what??
Well....Okay.

So cute!



Enjoying popsiclesExcuse me. EBella is enjoying a FUDGSICLE.


And she enjoys it glamorously:

As does her baby sister
Let's do it again soon....